Tell the resident dick in your life exactly how you feel when you send them a box of delicious penis cookies. These cookies are also perfect for hen’s nights, birthday parties or just for when you need some D in your mouth.

These tasty dicks are available in vanilla, chocolate or peanut butter sugar cookie flavours. A non-gluten vanilla sugar cookie is also available.

Each cookie comes individually heat sealed for maximum freshness. And with 12 cookies in each box, there’s definitely enough peen to go around!

Want a custom skin tone? Simply include your requirements in the notes during checkout.

For current order processing times, please check our processing times. This timeframe doesn’t include shipping. If you need your order sooner, please email bryony@queenofcrumbs.com.

All orders are sent with Australia Post express shipping, to ensure that your order reaches its destination ASAP.

While maximum care is taken when packaging your order, sometimes breakages can occur in the post. Please note that QoC is not liable for any breakages that occur during transit.

Pick up is available from the QoC HQ in Bracken Ridge QLD 4017. You’ll receive a confirmation email once your order is ready for collection.

Please note: The QoC kitchen also processes gluten and wheat based products. Customers with Coeliac’s Disease or a severe allergy to wheat or gluten are advised to purchase from a specialty GF baker.