Tell the resident dick in your life exactly how you feel when you send them a box of delicious penis cookies. These cookies are also perfect for hen’s nights, birthday parties or just for when you need some D in your mouth.

What’s In The Box?

Each cookie measures 2inches/5cm on the longest side. We've all been there ladies, am I right? But with 12 cookies and a dipping container of birthday cake flavoured Swiss meringue buttercream, I can guarantee your satisfaction.

Ordering Information

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Shipping Information

All posted orders are sent with Australia Post express shipping, to ensure that your order reaches its destination ASAP. You’ll receive an email with your tracking information, once your order dispatches per the current processing times.

While maximum care is taken when packaging your order, sometimes breakages can occur in the post. Please note that QoC is not liable for any breakages that occur during transit.

Pick Up Information

Contactless pick up is available from QoC HQ in Bracken Ridge, QLD. You’ll receive an email notification confirming collection details once your order is ready. Please check your junk folder if you do not receive this in your inbox.

Any orders not collected during the scheduled collection window will be forfeited unless you have arranged an alternative collection timeframe in advance. No refunds, credits or exchanges will be provided for forfeited orders.

Ingredients

Sugar Cookies: flour, sugar, butter, eggs, vanilla bean paste, baking powder, salt.
Swiss Meringue Buttercream: sugar, pasturised egg whites, butter, vanilla bean paste, colours.

Allergens: gluten, milk products. Traces of nuts may be present due to shared equipment.